Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
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