I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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