just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
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We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
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this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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