Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
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Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
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it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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