Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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