I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
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