GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
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