? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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