Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
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Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
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i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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