you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
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Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
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it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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