good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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