I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
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