i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Randomize
