question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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