So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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