Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Randomize
