Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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