Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
