How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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