hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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