butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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