return my video game
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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