thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
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