I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
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Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
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Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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