this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
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Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
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I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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