I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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