$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
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Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
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My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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