I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
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Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
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If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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