loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
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I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
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Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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