weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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