I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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