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so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
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Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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