Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
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When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
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I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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