so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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