Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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