I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
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you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
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He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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