But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
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So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
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Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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