So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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