u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
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So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
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I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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