I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
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When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
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I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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