If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
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Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
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I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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