You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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