Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
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These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
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I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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