No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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