You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
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Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
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I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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