i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
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I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
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His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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