I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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