I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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