Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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