I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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