Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
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It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
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I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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