what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i think my mom watched the whole time
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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