He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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