Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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